If we are fish, do not fry?
	Then the fly on the window will eat the bird 
	that just flew by.

If you had a velcro cat
	Then the black wind howls...

If I were a woodchuck, I bet I'd get tired of chucking wood 
and just sit around 
watching TV all day
	Then he buys any article of clothing over fifty dollars.

If the white truck with the brown stripes hit the little black 
stationwagon
	Then I rule the world, I will be happier then the rest of 
	you slaves.



Contributed by the random minds of Erik S, Adam H, YMC, and Joy G.

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